HI PEOPLE JUST A PSA PLEASE HAVE YOUR DOGS LEASHED AT ALL TIMES THAT YOU ARE NOT AT HOME SO THAT THEY DONT RUN AWAY THANK YOU
me: i wonder where she got her shoes
There’s always shit all in the tag so here ya go
The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”
When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.
Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger
GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R
WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage
YOU FUCKING DONUT
1.) No sleep.
2.) Being expected to know how to set up two new debit machines at work on my own. (This is NOT a part of my job, though I gave it my best.) But being told by multiple people “go set it up, figure it out” when I have literally NO DEBIT MACHINE IT EXPERIENCE is frustrating. And then being told after 45 minutes of me struggling to set the machine up AND STILL DO THE REST OF MY JOB DUTIES that “never mind we will just get IT to come do it” YEAH YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US ALL SOME TIME WHEN I FIRST SAID “I don’t think I’m the right person for this job”.
3.) Stupid dumb girl at work still being dumb as bricks.
4.) Still no sleep.
5.) Staying awake for 3 hours when I could have been napping because the boyfriend wasn’t able to let me know when he’d be home so we can go shopping. WHICH ISN’T HIS FAULT but fuck man.
6.) STILL NO SLEEP
7.) Being around dumbass people at the mall and listening to dumb conversations.
8.) Oh and I didn’t mention the fucking 10 block radius of fucking construction that I had to go around to get to a mall half the distance away.
9.) Being told the reason my ring has broken for the THIRD time is because my finger is a size bigger than what I was originally sized for at the SAME STORE I BOUGHT IT FROM. Like I really don’t think that my finger has gone up a size since I brought my ring in before for the same problem 3 months ago.
OH and 10.) My cat shit outside her litter box like the little jerk she is.
FUCK MAN IT’S TIME FOR BED FUCK THIS ENTIRE DAY
I did it. I went to bed at 4:45am. Woke up at 7am. I went to work (on time) and I made it through my shift alive (thank you to two Red Bulls for having my back). I am now home. I am tempting fate by lying in bed, but I am waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work so we can go shopping. I want to die. I have the brain fogs. I am going to sleep like the dead tonight.
WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!
GUUDE DOES THE ICE CHALLENGE WITH THE HELP OF HIS LIL GIRL AND IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOOOOOOD