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The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

(Source: beanmug)

Things that have greatly irritated me today.

1.) No sleep.
2.) Being expected to know how to set up two new debit machines at work on my own. (This is NOT a part of my job, though I gave it my best.) But being told by multiple people “go set it up, figure it out” when I have literally NO DEBIT MACHINE IT EXPERIENCE is frustrating. And then being told after 45 minutes of me struggling to set the machine up AND STILL DO THE REST OF MY JOB DUTIES that “never mind we will just get IT to come do it” YEAH YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US ALL SOME TIME WHEN I FIRST SAID “I don’t think I’m the right person for this job”.
3.) Stupid dumb girl at work still being dumb as bricks.
4.) Still no sleep.
5.) Staying awake for 3 hours when I could have been napping because the boyfriend wasn’t able to let me know when he’d be home so we can go shopping. WHICH ISN’T HIS FAULT but fuck man.
6.) STILL NO SLEEP
7.) Being around dumbass people at the mall and listening to dumb conversations.
8.) Oh and I didn’t mention the fucking 10 block radius of fucking construction that I had to go around to get to a mall half the distance away.
And finally,
9.) Being told the reason my ring has broken for the THIRD time is because my finger is a size bigger than what I was originally sized for at the SAME STORE I BOUGHT IT FROM. Like I really don’t think that my finger has gone up a size since I brought my ring in before for the same problem 3 months ago.

OH and 10.) My cat shit outside her litter box like the little jerk she is.

FUCK MAN IT’S TIME FOR BED FUCK THIS ENTIRE DAY

Hi.

I did it. I went to bed at 4:45am. Woke up at 7am. I went to work (on time) and I made it through my shift alive (thank you to two Red Bulls for having my back). I am now home. I am tempting fate by lying in bed, but I am waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work so we can go shopping. I want to die. I have the brain fogs. I am going to sleep like the dead tonight.

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