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  • French Friend:

    well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -

  • American Friend:

    THOUSAND?

  • French Friend:

    Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

Also, additional awkward social situations brought to you by: Working at an emergency vet. No way to have a completely happy conversation with people, because people always bring up “oh my god your job must be so hard I couldn’t do it”. There’s no way to answer this question without being honest with “yeah sometimes I see sad things” (aka I handle dead animals daily) , because otherwise they know you’re lying or you seem heartless.

Siiiiighhhhh

Wanna know some bullshit?

When dumb ass girl at my work seemingly tries to turn around her not doing something into ME not doing something. Do not try to make it look like I didn’t do something (that isn’t part of my job today) when you’re sitting on your ass all day long. When I haven’t taken a single break (except when my boyfriend brought me a coffee and visited for <5 minutes) and you took a 45/30 min lunch break. WHEN I ALREADY DID SOME OF THE WORK THAT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TODAY BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO GET UP.

Fuck off, I hate working with you, you are so stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

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